• Learn about the conditions that led to Frank Furness' most incredible masterworks, including the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts seen here, on Wednesday.
      Learn about the conditions that led to Frank Furness' most incredible masterworks, including the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts seen here, on Wednesday.

Pennypack Park cleanup inventory: 14 types of balls, 4 kinds of flip flops, a gas canister, part of a shopping cart and more

  • Pennypack Park's Gazebo | Credit: Major Artery Revitalization Committee


What do a shopping cart, a blue comb, four car tires without rims, two baby dolls, and a frisbee have in common?

They're all on a bizarre list of "other" things found by Friends of Pennypack Park volunteers during a recent weekend cleanup of Pennypack on the Delaware, a lovely part of the park right along the river.

In addition to hauling off 42 bags of trash, Friends of Pennypack Park  compiled this incredible list of things that they removed. You can read a full cleanup roundup over on NEast Philly.
Here's what volunteers found:
  • one-half of a bag of cans
  • one penny
  • part of a shopping cart
  • one whole shopping cart in the Delaware River – very far from mint condition, though it strolled the aisles of Sam’s Club
  • an ancient artifact in the guise of a metal milk crate
  • a tape measure
  • a tupperware bowl
  • a flower pot
  • a green dust pan (surprisingly its alternate use when not adding to a trash pile is cleaning up after one)
  • a blue comb (not trashed by a short-haired critter)
  • 12 wooden tree stakes
  • a gas canister (remember we were by the river, just downstream from the Baxter Water Treatment Plant – not something we were fond of finding)
  • a Spiderman soft-sided Lunch Box (try explaining this to your parents:  my lunch box that I claimed I lost in school was found washed up on the banks of the Delaware.  If you’re going to play hooky remember that the river always tattles)
  • just in time for those too early holiday displays — last year’s plastic Christmas ball
  • a wooden stake (just in time to defeat the Halloween vampires)
  • an unopened container of baby wipes (to wipe your hands off afterwards)
  • three bags of tree limbs (trash is trash; make your own compost pile or take your yard waste to State and Ashburner on Saturdays)
  • the ubiquitous green plastic resin chair
  • a paint tray holder
  • a blue trash crate
  • multiple parts from a car frame
  • part of a car jack
  • two truck tires with rims (good for an advanced park workout)
  • four car tires without rims (good for a beginner’s park workout)
  • a big piece of wood
  • six more pieces of wood
  • an iron rod
  • a pair of jockey shorts
  • a Croc shoe
  • four kinds of flip flops
  • a Bear Necessity bear hard plastic toy
  • a Disney pink cupcake with mouse ears toy
  • a child’s beach shovel (well, we were at the river, close enough)
  • a Waterblaster water gun
  • two baby dolls
  • a frisbee
  • And the piece de resistance: 14 different kinds of balls (clean your mind, not that kind):  two baseballs, a wiffleball, a ball-type toy, a red rubber ball, two golf balls, one softball, two plastic balls, an oversized tennis ball, four soccer balls, a small plastic basketball, a small plastic tennis ball, a mid-sized rubber ball, a big superball, and finally, a regular sized superball.
 


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